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A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.
The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."

To which the man replied, "No sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.

The Redneck said, "I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it."

Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!''

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POLE DANCE

Just check out this chick, looks like it's going to get squashed against the pole at some point

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Gross Arm Pits

She's a hot chick....just don't lift up your arms

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Fall of the Year

Girl wipes out on the treadmill

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Giggle It

Here's a present to put under the tree.

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Extreme Skydiving

Guy takes skydiving to a whole new level.

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Stretching

Stretching is Good.

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Condom Sizing

A man walked into the drug store....

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Eating An Ash Tray

That is one sick dude. Nasty!

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Extra Chair

Two chairs..come on!

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Charity Hodges Awesome Bikini Babe

She's got my win!

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If you need to turn to the cartoon world and here's ten babes you could call up.

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Submitted: Dec 2nd, 2008

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Huge Donut Burger

Can I get one with extra bacon please.

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Car Love

This is car love!

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The Perfect Shower

This is one hot hottie taking a shower. Don't stop.

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That hot pink outfit shows off all her "Callie" curves!

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Kid decides to take his bike full speed into a fence Idiot

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Eve Laurence (18+)

EVE LAURENCE: WANKTASTIC

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Invisable Tape

And at such a discounted price.

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Stuffed Chihuahua

The next holiday feast!

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Bad Weight Lifting Spotter

Buddy who can only bench press 115 lbs so he drops a nut shot

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UK's Sexiest Flatmates

Kitty Lea and her flatmate Kellie pose at home-A must see.

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Not Very Tasteful

Who would even think such a thing?

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Ingrid Vandebosch's yummy !

She's a big-time Belgian model who doesn't eat much of the Belgian specialty 'fries with mayo!'

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Submitted: Dec 1st, 2008

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Cant Help Himself

Ahh, now look at the camera and smile.

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Lichelle Marie...(18+)

Wow- she is hot check out this gallery

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Body Art (18+)

Sexy Body Art swear it looks like clothes

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PJs Onsie

Put that on my Christmas list!

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