Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes that bear pile drives you in to the floor, as this set of pictures proves.

We've been fooled in to thinking they love honey, or picka-nic baskets, or marmalade, but no, those cartoons have lied to us. I know, I'm upset as well. I never thought the day would come when something as authentic as a cartoon could lie to me so blatantly.

Next thing you know we're going to be told they don't dress smartly in a red top and a chequered scarf, or have a duffle jacket on with wellington boots while carrying a battered suitcase. I hardly think something broadcast on television would lie, especially to children. Lord god, no.

At least these pictures prove once and for all what bears really love, and there's not a honey pot in sight.

We'd all like to see the beautiful Claire Bear in her own 'private' tape, so here's an open letter asking her to be considerate, think of the fans for once, and get it on!

If she was the sort of star who loved her fans the way say, R Kelly does, then she'd be taking requests from her adoring, and perverted, public as to what they want her to do, and with who or what. It could be a canny career move for her and also a wonderful realisation for many, many people in the world of the web.

Maybe as well as this open letter, a petition could be started and if that fails people could start boycotting major sporting events, then protest on the streets of the world's major capitals. And if none of that works then we could all hold our breath until she relents.