There are some sick puppies out there, I should know I schooled them. But this guy turns it into an art form - he likes to draw sketches of real life murders and muggings, like a Walt Disney who grew up reading James Ellroy.

They're technically good drawings, but damn are they sinister, but then I suppose murder is a pretty sinister act; not exactly the work of Saints now is it? Apart from St. Murder himself, their patron saint.

There's something undeniable creepy about looking at his drawings, and the fact that they're drawn in a comic book style adds to this, as does the fact that they are drawn as if the image was a photo of the event, taken just before the act takes place. Maybe he perpetrated all the crimes he's drawn, so that's why he makes it look so realistic, or maybe he just uses his artistic skill to imagine it.

Artists, they're a crazy bunch.

For all you speed freaks out there, here's the fastest car on Planet Earth, the Porsche 9FF GT9, test driven to the maxage! But what about the Shelby Ultimate Aero I hear you cry, or the Giblet Platinum Malteser? Well, I'll let you fight it out, but this is still a great car.

986 horse power, no traction control, no DSG gear box, one wing mirror, no airbags and it can beat Marty's DeLorean back to 1955. Chris Harris chats with its proud parent Jan 'The Man' Fatthauer about this awesome piece of machinery, it's f#cking scalectric!

If Beelzebub was visiting relatives in Swindon tomorrow, he'd be rocking out of hell in one of these bad boys. Jeremy Clarkson stains his sheets each night dreaming about shutting his weiner in the car's bonnet, that's how cool this car is.

Plus they raced this at Monte Carlo against Superman and the Flash, they cried heroic tears because it whipped their puny asses, they had a dust sandwich with a side of rubber for dinner that night!